google sent me a message saying “your edits directly conflict with another person’s edits… we deleted yours. fuck you. google out
I’m really enjoying my first co-writing experience with Owen.
brian murphy: we should have an ironman day or something
brian murphy: see who can write the most articles
me: in one day?
brian murphy: haha yeah
maybe sometime after thanksgiving
me: i’d prob have to be in the same room
just so its fair
but im totally down
brian murphy: yeah, you can come over one time
and we’ll article iron man it
me: sounds good
This is going to happen, and it’s going to happen soon, because after these next 5 upcoming articles I’m all out.
Take this to the bank: Patriots tight end Benjamin Watson will become your favorite analyst when his career his over. Never in my life have I seen an athlete or entertainer so comfortable and pleasurable to watch on camera.
There’s a rumor that he scored a 48 on the Wonderlic, the equivalent of a 175 IQ. I’m not surprised, the guy is a once in a lifetime talent.
EDIT: I’m probably unfairly limiting him when I say he’ll be an analyst, he could very well go the politician route.
Sunday's 5 Jokes: Issue #18
1. Every section’s the nosebleed section if you do enough coke.
2. Illogical Beatles Lyrics
How would you know that all you need is love if you didn’t also have a device for listening to music? Also, walruses can’t talk.
3. The 7 Words You Shouldn’t Be Able To Say On Television
“Up Next, Two and a Half Men.”
4. I just saw “Hotel Rwanda”, and I’ve never been more outraged by such a grave injustice. How did Don Cheadle not win the Oscar?!?!
5. At this point in technology, is there anything left that actually is something to write home about?
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
“Nietzsche” - The Dandy Warhols
I've spent the last 5 minutes trying to figure out a way to rhyme Sinatra with Chewbacca
Even with the inherent bullshit, life’s pretty cool sometimes.
GPOYW: The Picture I Sent My Mom When She Asked For A Nice One Edition.
“You would already get a stain on that shirt.”
-Mom
Hey! He said my name! Awesome!
but seriously folks, limpydan is right…
“Beg, Steal, Or Borrow (Live)” — Pete Doherty
I’m probably more sympathetic and empathetic to self-destructive drug addicts than your average human for personal reasons, but say what you will about Pete Doherty, the man can fucking write is a joy to watch perform.
